I have a confession to make: usually I hate my derrier and like most women, I do whatever I can do to hide it.. BUT it seems like from now on I will be able to show everybody my NEW bum. Wait, wait, I am not writing about a new-J-LO-Bottom thanks to cosmetic surgery, I am talking about a new Japanese trend. GET THIS!!!!!!
Like Anime or Seppuku, Japanese fashion is always on the edge between sane and in sane. The newest trend to hit Japan is the painted “booty” skirt. YES, that’s right. A skirt, that from the front, looks like any other skirt, but turn around and WOW, full on sweet cheeks. A painted tush on the back of the skirt that looks so real you will not believe it’s fake. Many Japanese women walk now days with new additions on their old rear ends and I thought, if they like it, maybe I will like it too. You know the saying, “don’t match it till yah try it”. And guess what – I did and I LOVED IT!
So, I ordered the myself a bum bum skirt (that’s what I call it) online in hopes that this newest trend will help me to get over my own tushy complex . A few days later the mail arrived, I put on the skirt, turned around and looked at my brand new bottom & panties at the mirror. What can I say – the sight wasn’t delightful (this is an understatement to say the least; I guess I should have gone for the “young bum” vs. “The granny panties” skirt…).
To make a long story short, I was brave enough to wear the see-through skirt outside, and to my great surprise it felt both weird and powerful. Believe me, it is officially a must-have item in your closet. It can be used as a kinky item (use your imagination ladies) or can be real eye catcher anywhere else. One thing you have to keep in mind – guys can take the see-through skirt the wrong way, so you have to be aware when you decide to sport the “full moon” outside of your home.
After connecting to my maternal routes, I can be myself again. The see-through skirt is one of THE best things I have ever worn in my life. It feels so strange to know that when you cross the road while I am looking both ways everyone else is looking at my bum trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me. So I know it is not my real bum, but still it’s a tush and I bought it, so it’s basically mine and I am VERY proud of it. From now on ladies, say goodbye to cellulite and to your fears. The see through skirt will prove once and for all – WE HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, MOON AWAY!!!!
Guys, this time you haaaaave to leave comments, after all you can’t ignore the cheeks…
See you next time,
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Posted 18 June 2009 @ 10:20 by accessories-are-everything |
